With spells in their pockets, and natural Wiccan power
The Mighty Fighting Witches are seeing their hour
The star inside a circle sewn onto their left sleeves
Left children and wives, yet none of them grieves
The enemy advances, the spell chant sings loud
Bugles are drowned out by which-song sung proud
Victory and honor are won by these soldiers
With little help from weak field-brewed Folgers
Sent by their country, which they love most dear
To fight on foreign soil, in conditions most drear
The enemy is evil, national leaders all maintain
So the witches go to war, wielding powers arcane
Followers of the Natural Religion say harm no thing
But tell that to the Wiccans of the battalion’s left wing
Shooting and slashing, they cut a bloody swatch
They rounded up the enemy, and sentries posted watch
They radio back to headquarters, awaiting new commands
Comes back, “Return to base, there’s been a change in plans.
We do not recognize your religion, nor salute your creed.
We won’t acknowledge your victory, we are ignoring your deed”
Disbanded, the Mighty Fighting Witches are dispersed
The mother of one fallen, speaks to Congress, unrehearsed
“Show my Casey Finlay the same respect every soldier earns,
Put a Pentacle on his gravestone and end my concerns!
“The Muslims have a crescent moon, the Christians have their cross,
For the Jews a Star of David, and even atheists aren’t for a loss!
But for Wiccan soldiers there is no sigil, no symbol of respect
Love my child as you love the others, this error you must correct!”
Congress just harrumphed and said they’d do their best
Then they promptly dismissed it, and put the issue to rest
No action was taken, no litigation, and no reparation
Still no respect for a witch with a soldier’s vocation
Check out the inspiration for this at:
Witch Soldier